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Tuesday, September 19, 2017

Pumpkinhead 2: Blood Wings (1993)

Although this film is slightly out of the time period for my movie reviews, I included it because it's the sequel to the 1998 horror classic Pumpkinhead which I rated Very Good. Unfortunately this sequel was made on the cheap and it definitely shows.
The bright spots are begin with Pumkinhead himself which is still a wonderful and creative monster design. I freakin' love the way he looks and even though there is a different production company in charge of the beast, he still looks great.

The second bright spot is Andrew Robinson [Hellraiser, The Puppetmaster] who plays the sherif in this small rural town. Unfortunately, most of the other actors around him are really weak. I give him credit for trying his best but he looks a little frustrated with the incompetence which surrounds him.

The major weak point of P2 is the script. The opening scene is really great and gave me hope that it would be a solid movie. However, the story then violates all the "rules" regarding Pumpkinhead that were so carefully set up in the first film. [I hate when that happens!] He is not a revenge demon in P2 but is, somehow, the resurrected form of the person who died in the opening scene. Boo! Hiss!

If there is another horror franchise that deserves to be remade, the is it! The monster is great and with the right script and more money, it could be a fun and enjoyable horror ride. Just don't expect much from this tepid sequel.

RATING: Fair.

For more info check out the film's entry in IMDB.

Tuesday, September 12, 2017

Hell High (1989)

If there was ever a mis-titled film, this is it. Hell High does involve high school students [Although they are Beverly Hills 90210 High School students who look about 25-30 years old!] But the focus is really on the Biology teacher who witnessed a traumatic event in her childhood. When she students start to bully her, she looses her shit and goes on a killing spree. [Trust me, her victims deserve it.] So a better title would help because I was expecting this to take place in the school but very little of it does.

Hell High is predictable slasher stuff with no creativity whatsoever. You see everything coming from the beginning of the film. Yet, this does not mean it's a poorly made movie. In fact, one-time-only director Douglas Grossman does a better job than some veteran directors who have multiple movies attached to their names. He makes this movie work given its limitations.

Therefore, it's not bad but its not good either. In the end, its simply uninteresting. Given the plethora of Dead Teenager movies that were spawned after the success of Friday the 13th, there are too many other great options to watch if you're in the mood for this kind of hour movie.

RATING: Fair.

For more info check out the film's entry in IMDB.

Saturday, September 9, 2017

Day the World Ended (1955)


Day the World Ended is a post apocalyptic melodrama that feels like a 1950's version of The Walking Dead. Director Roger Corman [Masque of the Red Death, The Raven] had no budget to work with but manages to make the film look like a first-rate picture…that is until we get the full reveal of the monster. Corman wisely shows us on small bits and pieces of the beast so it keeps things interesting and suspenseful. When we finally see it in full figure, however, it looks like a Halloween costume that was picked up in a discount bin at Wal-mart. Disappointing to say the least.

This is a shame because the rest of the film is pretty good as a character study of how people behave when resources are limited and survival is the main issue at hand. This is where its Walking Dead-ness kicks in. Fans of the show will find it to be familiar territory. The acting is solid and the story holds together without a lot of ridiculous pseudo-science. Yes, there are explanations for everything that is happening but they are quite convincing.

Thanks for Corman's direction, much of this film is effective. It's a shame that the climax is killed by a poorly designed monster.

Rating: Fair.

For more info check out the film's entry in IMDB.

Tuesday, August 22, 2017

Fright Night, Part 2 (1988)

As far as I'm concerned, Fright Night 2 is one of the best horror sequels that is every bit as good as the original. This time around our hero, Charlie Brewster, is in college. He's in therapy trying to convince himself that vampires don't exist but this doesn't last for long. William Ragsdale [The Reaping] is wonderful as Charlie. He gives the character humor, vulnerability, bravery and fear in equal measure. It is definitely the role he was born to play. The ever-magnificent Roddy McDowall [Planet of the Apes movies] is back as horror TV host Peter Vincent. I just love him in this role. Together they are magic.

Without spoiling any of the surprises, director Tommy Lee Wallace [Halloween 3, Amityville 2, John Carpenter's Vampires, It] knows how to make a great horror movie. Fright Night 2 has tons of atmosphere to spare and the vampire effects work very well. The pacing is perfect and he ramps up the tension to a fevered pitch at the end of the film. He also gets wonderful performances out of all his actors.

Speaking of special effects, there are far too many people to mention but they get it right from start to finish. Costume design, set design, make up and prosthetics create a seamless look. This is one of the best the 80's has to offer.

Fright Night 2 also has a solid soundtrack by Brad Fiedel [Terminator, Gladiator] that is thoroughly 80's but doesn't give into cliches. It helps to set the mood as much as the visual effects do.

If you've seen the original but not the sequel, don't hesitate to watch Fright Night 2. As a side note, I'm also fond of the  2007 Remake of the original Fright Night starring Colin Farrell and Anton Yelchin. It's a modern adaptation of the original 80's film that is quite possibly better than the original. This proves that you can do a remake that doesn't totally jump the shark [Rob Zombie's Halloween comes to mind].

RATING: Excellent.

For more info check out the film's entry in IMDB.

Saturday, August 19, 2017

Cry Wilderness (1987)

Thank God I saw this one on Mystery Science Theater 3000. It's really the only way to view this warmed over piece of dookie that uses grainy stock footage and a horrible bigfoot costume as it's best cinematic effects. Thankfully director Jay Schlossberg-Cohen only has two movies to his credit [4 as a producer] so at least we have something to be grateful for!

Cry Wilderness is the not-so-touching and totally predictable story of a boy and his sasquatch. Honestly, there's not anything else you need to know. Eric Foster plays the boy in question. He does an adequate job considering he's been given virtually nothing to work with. [Why the hell is a 11 year old hitchhiking in a snowstorm in the middle of the Colorado wilderness and NO ONE thinks this is odd.] When he finally catches up with dear old Dad in the wilderness we're greeted with some of the worst acting in the film at the hands of Maurice Grandmaison. Thankfully this film was the end of his acting career. Watch it and you'll know why! The cherry on this crap sundae is the prolonged fits of laughter that is truly creepy. It will haunt you for days!

How this film ever got made is a mystery to me. I'll take Ed Wood's Plan 9 From Outerspace over Cry Wilderness any day. Truly one of the worst movies I've ever seen.

Rating: Bad.

For more info check out the film's entry in IMDB.

Tuesday, August 15, 2017

Invitation to Hell (1984)

Fun! That's the best way I can describe Invitation to Hell, directed by horror-meister Wes Craven. This made-for-tv movie is predictable stuff but it's done with lots of energy and enthusiasm and, thankfully, does not take itself too seriously.

The story centers on your average American family looking to have their slice of the American Dream. Robert Ulrich [Spencer For Hire, Vegas] is the father of this clan and gives his usual excellent performance. He grounds the film and makes some of the more absurd elements believable. Soap Star Susan Lucci [All My Children] is the leader of The Club which offers more than most people bargain for. It's clear the entire costume budget was spent on her and she has a blast delivering all the comedic lines and campy elements of the movie.

If the kids look familiar they are Soleil Moon Frye [Punky Brewster] and Barret Oliver [The NeverEnding Story]. The cast also includes such veteran actors as Joanna Cassidy and Kevin McCarthy. You simply can't go wrong with all the talent assembled.

I won't tell you much more because the fun of it is watching all the silliness unfold. Craven has a good time directing this one and delivers the kind of thoroughly entertaining movie many of us watched on TV in the 1980's. The interesting thing to note is that this was also the same year that A Nightmare On Elm street was released. These two films together, show the breadth of talent this wonderful director possessed.

RATING: Good.

For more info check out the film's entry in IMDB.

Thursday, August 10, 2017

Revenge of the Zombies (1943)

Monogram Pictures produced and released a series of low budget films from 1931 to 1953, some of which were thrillers like Revenge of the Zombies. This one is a strictly-by-the-book old-school voodoo zombie tale that is set in Louisiana. If you've seen one of these babies, you've seen them all.

Yet, this one has a few things going for it that some of the rest don't. First of all, John Carradine is quite good as Dr. Max Heinrich Von Altermann. It's the type of character he played many times in his career and has no trouble delivering his lines, even when they are sometimes poorly written.

My other favorite performance was Madame Sul-Te-Wan [King of the Zombies] who plays the good doctor's domestic servant, Mammy Beulah. She's got sass to spare and a cackle that's infectious. She's also the smartest character in the movie but doesn't let others know how observant she is.

Matan Moreland [King of the Zombies]  plays, well, Matan Moreland. He's the court jester of Revenge of the Zombies and gives the film its comedic elements. I'm sure he was a hoot in the 1940's but the ethnic stereotype he represents in these films is somewhat offensive and strange to modern audiences.

Finally, Director Steve Sekeley [The Day of the Triffids] knows how to make these low budget films work. He makes the most of a small set and paces the story well.

So, this is hardly Oscar worthy but it's not a bad little film. If you like films similar to it from this era, you will enjoy this one as well.

RATING: Good.

For more info check out the film's entry in IMDB.