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Saturday, March 10, 2012

Zombiethon (1986)

Zombie Porn.  This is the only way I can think to describe this wretched little film that features clips from a number of Italian zombie films.  If you're a 12 year old boy you might find some joy from nude women cavorting all over the big screen who meet their demise by flesh-eating zombies.  Otherwise, this is a total piece of trash.
Zombiethon has a loose narrative of a group of zombies gathered together to watch zombie films.  This could be entertaining in the right hands but in this case, it's a red hot mess.  Yes, it includes two lengthy clips from Zombi 2 which is very good film.  But then it goes downhill from there.
Even fans of the zombie genre do not need to see this one.  I wish I could get the 88 minutes of my life I wasted watching Zombiethon.  However, that is not possible.  Don't make the same mistake.  Watch another film.  Go out to dinner with a friend.  Bang your head repeatedly against a wall.  Anything but taking the time to watch this abysmal piece of "cinema."  Enough said.
RATING: Fair.
For more info check out the episode's entry in IMDB.

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