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Thursday, June 14, 2012

Breeders (1986)

The fact that director Tim Kincaid was allowed to direct numerous films after Breeders is incomprehensible to me.  This one is right up there with the Roger Corman suckfest Creature From the Haunted Sea (1961).  The only thing this film has going for it is a plethora of bare breasted women which is fine if you're a 13 year old straight boy.  Otherwise, it serves no purpose artistically or otherwise.
Breeders is a "red hot mess" of a film.  The acting is marginal at best and often horrible.  The action and gore sequences are amateurish.  The main monster is among the worst I've seen on the silver screen.  They could have picked up a better costume at the Halloween Superstore!  For shame!
The fact that movies like this even exist is a mystery to me.  It's couldn't even hope to fall into the "so-bad-it's-good" category because it's just plain God-awful.  Avoid this one at all costs.  You've been warned.
RATING: Bad.  Really Bad.
For more info check out the film's entry in IMDB.

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